You’re chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

Stranger: Fuck the Republicans. Fuck the NRA.

Stranger: :D

Stranger: *hugs* :D

Stranger: I like hugs :D

You: im from the UK

Stranger: Free hugs :D

Stranger: Yay :DDDD

Stranger: British :D

You: i don’t understand

Stranger: How are you british lady? :D

Stranger: You’re pretty :DDDD

Stranger: *hugs more* :D

Stranger: I like pie :D

Stranger: Do you like pie :D

Stranger: Pie is yes :D

You: yep

Stranger: Om nom nom nom nom nom nom

Stranger: Oh yes indeed :D

Stranger: I fucking love pie :DDDDD

Stranger: It makes me so mother fucking happy :D

Stranger: You’re cute :DDDDDDDD

Stranger: And you have an adorable smile :DDDD

Stranger: I wanna play with your hair :D

You: awww thanks

You: sure

Stranger: I have jokes :D

Stranger: Are racist jokes ok? I’m jewish :DDDDD

You: cool

You: that makes it ok

Stranger: How many jews does it take to screw in zee lightbulb? :D

Stranger: None…vee cut off zeir power :D

Stranger: Two jews valk into zee bar…and zey don’t valk out :DDDD

Stranger: Knock knock :D

You: Whos there

Stranger: Zee jews! Zey are upstairs! GET ZEM!!! :D

You: hahaha

Stranger: I’m a horrible person :DDDD

Stranger: I’m going to hell for those ones :D

You: no ur not

Stranger: You laughed too so you’re going with me :DDDDDD

Stranger: xDDD

You: yep i am

Stranger: I’ll pick you up on the way in my hell limo :D

Stranger: It’s swanky :D

You: thank u

Stranger: You’re super pretty :D

Stranger: I like your face and stuff :DDDD

Stranger: You too beautiful :D

Stranger: How old are you? :D

You: hahaha i not really

You: im 19

You: u?

Stranger: Yay!!!! I’m 21 :D

Stranger: Lets get married right now :D

Stranger: I’ll marry the shit out of you :DDDD

Stranger: I’ll marry you so hard :D

Stranger: Then I’ll buy you a ferrari :D

Stranger: And a Ferrari to go with your Ferrari :D

You: i can’t drive

Stranger: It’s ok. It’s a mother fucking Ferrari. It drives itself cause I’m rich :D

Stranger: I’ll buy you Mars too :D

You: Mars?

Stranger: And buy some air we can breath for when we visit Mars :D

Stranger: Then we can get us some alien servents :D

You: we might die?

Stranger: Nah, it’s cool. Rich people don’t die :D

Stranger: Unless they turn out poor :P

Stranger: Then they can’t breath :D

Stranger: And we can adopt an alien baby :D

Stranger: And tell the adoption agency that we’ll take good care of it :D

Stranger: Then we’ll run it over with our Ferraris :D

Stranger: And get green blood on the wheels :D

Stranger: Ever see a baby explode under a car? :D

You: no

Stranger: Its good fun that rich people can enjoy :D

Stranger: Cause we’re fucking rich :D

Stranger: xDDDDDD

You: how did we get rich?

You: im poor as poor

Stranger: Cause I’m rich, and when we get married you’ll be rich :D

Stranger: And you can buy a human :D

You: oh okay

Stranger: And make it do your bidding :D

Stranger: And smack a bitch when it makes your sammich wrong :D

Stranger: Then you can rape it if you like :DDDDD

You: ummm no

Stranger: That’s my favorite part about owning people. Raping them :D

Stranger: xDDDDDD

Stranger: But its ok if you say surprise cause then its just surprise sex :D

Stranger: Surprise but sex! The best thing you never knew you needed :D

You: oh dear

Stranger: Oh yes ;D

Stranger: You’re so pretty :D

You: we went to a dark place

Stranger: I think you’re pretty as fuck :D

Stranger: And yes we did :D

Stranger: Well, I did, you laughed in approval :D

You: if u give me suprise sex

You: i’ll slap u

Stranger: Mudkipz approves :D

You: okay hun

Stranger: Oh, kinky :DDDD

Stranger: Slap me harder :D

Stranger: And call me worthless :D

Stranger: xDDDD

Stranger: OH!!!!!!

Stranger: I didn’t even mention the talking toilet I’ll buy you :D

You: sorry i meant stab

Stranger: xDDDDDD

You: two letters away

Stranger: I wanna buy you a toilet :D

Stranger: That talks :D

You: sorry

You: i can’t spell

Stranger: And will scream at you in german :D

Stranger: PLEASE!!!!

Stranger: :DDDD

You: please what?

Stranger: Hang on, my toilet wants my attention :D

Stranger: Oh, my toilet says hi :D

Stranger: He can talk cause I’m fucking rich :D

You: hallo toilet

Stranger: xDDDDDDD

Stranger: Now stab me my love :D

Stranger: Stab me lots :D

Stranger: It’s such a turn on :D

You: gladly

Stranger: It gives me a boner every time :D

You: make u bleed

Stranger: Speaking of which, I have an 8 foot long chocolate penis that shoots money :D

Stranger: Every girls dream :D

Stranger: I just have to make sure it doesn’t go through you and kill you. That ok? :D

You: does it melt

Stranger: Or we can sacrifice someone on it first so we make sure it doesn’t go through you :DDDDD

Stranger: In your mouth :D

Stranger: It’ll totally melt in your mouth :D

Stranger: And it’s cream filled :DDDDDDDD

Stranger: How do they get the caramel in there ;D

Stranger: Lol :D

Stranger: Hey, guess what

Stranger: You’re super pretty :D

Stranger: Definitly the prettiest girl I’ve seen on here :DDDDD

Stranger: *hugs*

You: im really not

Stranger: Yes you are :DDDD

You: but i take the hug

Stranger: You have beautiful hair :D

Stranger: And a great smile :D

Stranger: And gorgeous eyes :D

You: i’ve seen loads of beautiful girls

Stranger: And very attractive plaid shirt :D

Stranger: :P

You: my eyes are brown

Stranger: ;DDDDDDD

You: like brown

You: like shit

Stranger: I love brown eyes :DDDD

Stranger: I wanna lick your eyeballs :D

Stranger: Do they taste like sarcasm? :D

Stranger: I think eyeballs taste like sarcasm :D

You: why?

Stranger: Hmmmm hmmmm, now that’s passive agressive :D

Stranger: xDDDD

Stranger: Cause :D

Stranger: Sarcasm tastes great :D

Stranger: I’m awesome incase you haven’t heard :D

Stranger: I have a huge penis :D

Stranger: And I’m rich :D

Stranger: Marriage now :D

Stranger: BOOM! We’re married :D

Stranger: Yay! :D

Stranger: Lets go take our kids to school now

Stranger: Yeah. I bought us some kids :D

Stranger: They’re brand new :D

Stranger: Just off the Dodge assembly line :D

Stranger: They just slapped em together and filled em with oil :D

You: ‘dodge’

You: im British love

Stranger: Yeah, Dodge :D

Stranger: It’s a shitty car :P

You: oh

You: okay

Stranger: It’s designed in Europe, sold as an American car, and made in China :D

Stranger: They’re fucking shit boxes :D

Stranger: xDDDDDD

Stranger: Same with Chevrolet :D

Stranger: xDDDD

Stranger: *hugs* :DDDD

Stranger: Didja feel that? I unhooked your bra :D

Stranger: Yay bra unhooking :D

You: i have no bra

Stranger: xDDDDDD

Stranger: Giggidy giggidy giggidy goo! :D

Stranger: Can I see? :DDDD

Stranger: xDDD

Stranger: I wish :P

Stranger: Oh well. I guess I’ll never see bewbies again D:

You: sorry love

Stranger: Damn :D

Stranger: Oh well. Maybe when we consumate our marriage :D

Stranger: And I get you in your Ferrari :D

You: yeah

Stranger: Free Ferrari for my hot wife :D

You: for sure

Stranger: Yay :DDDDD

Stranger: Oh!

Stranger: And you can have free implants :D

Stranger: That way your boobs can be bigger than a car :D

You: im big hum

You: no need

Stranger: YAY HUGE BOOBS!!! :D

Stranger: YAY!!!!! :DDDD

Stranger: xDDDD

Stranger: Huge bewbies!!!! :DDDD

Stranger: I love bewbies. They’re so useful :D

Stranger: Many uses :D

You: really?

Stranger: You can use em as pillows,

Stranger: And you can use em to get boys to buy you stuff

Stranger: And hide stuff in your bra :D

Stranger: And flash drivers and cause car accidents to keep body shops employed :D

Stranger: And funeral homes :D

Stranger: Boobs are fucking wickid :D

Stranger: xDDDDDDDD

Stranger: Bewbs kill people :DDDD

Stranger: You’re wearing pijamas? :D

You: yep

Stranger: Oh yeah, it’s late inthe Uk isn’t it :D

Stranger: It’s like 4 pm here :P

Stranger: Something like that :D

You: its 9.03pm

Stranger: Wow, you should come back in time :D

Stranger: The sun is still up in the past :D

Stranger: Yay sun :D

Stranger: Mr Golden sun :D

Stranger: Hey, got room for one more in your bed? I’ll bring the Ferrari? :D

Stranger: Yay!!!! :DDDD

Stranger: Bed time :DDD

Stranger: Lets make out lots :D

Stranger: Fast fucking rich people Ferraris :D

Stranger: And have rich people sex :D

Stranger: It’s like regular sex

Stranger: But with more jewlery and servents :D

Stranger: xDDDDD

You: servents?

You: why?

Stranger: Yeah. If you get hungry, they’ll bring you a sammich and you can go back to sex :D

Stranger: Then they make it wrong and you respond by raping them :D

Stranger: Everyone wins :D

Stranger: xDDDDDDDD

Stranger: Hey, question :D

Stranger: Do you like chocolate? :D

You: yes

Stranger: Wanna break yourself off a piece of my kit kat kock? :D

Stranger: xDDDDDDDDD

Stranger: Get it? Cause it’s made of chocolate :D

Stranger: Nice stash :DDDD

Stranger: Super attractive :D xD

Stranger: Makes me wanna lick your eyeballs more :D

Stranger: xDDDDDDD

Stranger: That’s a rich person moustasche :D

Stranger: You rich now babeh :D

You: but im poor

You: with poor people hair

Stranger: Nah, you’re married to me. You get free Ferraris and chocolate penis :D

You: with missed hair cuts cause i can’t afford it

You: ok

Stranger: I’ll buy you so many hair cuts you be bald :D

Stranger: Yay baldness :D

Stranger: Then I’ll buy you miracle grow :D

Stranger: Then it’ll grow back in 5 minutes :D

Stranger: Cause I’ll dunk your head in a river of it :D

Stranger: Which I own :D

Stranger: Im very rich :D

Stranger: I wake up in the morning and piss on solid gold :D

Stranger: xDDDDD

Stranger: My toilet is made of gold :D

You: and talks

Stranger: And I shart in it :D

Stranger: xDDDD

Stranger: Yeah, ant it talks :D

Stranger: Yay for solid gold talking toilet :D

You: in german

Stranger: And the toilet is also programed to make a martini :D

Stranger: Yeah, it has to be German. Otherwise why be there :D

Stranger: *licks your moustasche* :D

Stranger: Yay :DDDDDDD

Stranger: Om nom nom nom nom rich people hair :D

Stranger: I fucking love your hair to death :D

Stranger: It’s beautiful :D

You: its hay

Stranger: I wanna play with it lots :DDDDDD

Stranger: It’s ok :DDDD

You: but thanks

Stranger: I’m rich, so you can have it done up any way you want :D

Stranger: Lets dye it gloss black and give you the celebrity look :D

Stranger: You can be rich and look rich :D

Stranger: Yay :D

Stranger: Cause you’re beautiful and such :D

Stranger: You already look rich cause you’re beautiful anyway :D

Stranger: No amount of money can beat your awesome beauty :D

Stranger: You so beautiful :D

Stranger: :DDDDDD

Stranger: *hugs your beautifulness* :D

Stranger: Free hugs for you forever :D

Stranger: Even if hugs werent free I’d buy you all the hugs in the world with my money :D

Stranger: And sexy boy servents :D

Stranger: The sexy boy servents could give you hugs too if you really wanted :D

Stranger: Naked boy servents hugs :D

Stranger: And you could make them hug :D

Stranger: And watch them pork one another :D

Stranger: xDDDD

Stranger: Even though they’re straight :D

Stranger: But you’re rich so you own them :D

Stranger: And when you shoot them for disobeying you can buy the police too :D

You: okay, thankyou my dear

Stranger: xDDDDD

Stranger: Your welcome love of my life :D

Stranger: I have a question :P

You: Okay

Stranger: How big are your huge bewbies? :D

Stranger: I’m a boy :D

Stranger: xDDDDD

Stranger: I like bewbies :D

Stranger: xDDDD

You: 32D

Stranger: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: :D

Stranger: Yeah, I never want a divorce then :D

Stranger: No divorce cause you’re hot sexy huge bewbies girl :D

Stranger: And you have pretty face and such :D

Stranger: And ferraris :D

Stranger: And man slaves :D

Stranger: xDDDD

Stranger: How many man slaves do you want? :D

You: i ought to go to sleep hun

You: and none

You: i have u

Stranger: YAY!!!!! :D

Stranger: Ok, I’ll be over to sleep with you in a bit :D

Stranger: Just let me get on my private jet :D

Stranger: And have my other private jets escort me :D

Stranger: I own a lot of planes :D

Stranger: And a few countries :D

Stranger: I own Russia :D

Stranger: And Germany :D

Stranger: And Canada :D

Stranger: And most of the USA :D

You: and the UK?

Stranger: Tomorrow I might buy Finland :D

Stranger: Yeah, thinking of buying the UK too :D

Stranger: My face will be on all the money :

Stranger: :D

You: come and find me

Stranger: YAY :D

Stranger: I wanna see your bewbies :DDDDDD

You: i like 2 see u face off the Queen for this country

Stranger: LOLZ :D

Stranger: :DDDD

You: that’ll be amazing

Stranger: You are the queen as of now. I just bought the UK :D

Stranger: The UK can be all yours :D

Stranger: How does it feel to be one rich mother fucker :D

You: Kate and Wills will not be happy

Stranger: Fuck Kate and Will :D

Stranger: Those two mother fuckers couldn’t rule a video game :D

Stranger: xDDDD

Stranger: I just realized I can hear you. Your laugh is fucking beautiful :DDD

You: sorry

Stranger: Hang on :D

You: im sorry

Stranger: Say something now :P

You: idk my mics horrible

Stranger: Oh xDDD

You: poor persons mic

Stranger: AHH!!!!! You have a FUCKING BEAUTIFUL VOICE!!! :D

You: no

You: i don’t

Stranger: I love your voice :DDDDD

Stranger: You sounds fucking amazing :DDDDD

Stranger: I wanna touch your voice :D

Stranger: :DDDD

Stranger: And i love your accent :DDDDD

You: thank u

You: reallly?

Stranger: I fucking adore everything about you :D

Stranger: You’re pure concentrated awesome :D

You: so are u

Stranger: I looked up awesome in the dictionary, and it didnt have a picture of you next to it. But don’t worry, I bought every dictionary ever and put your picture next to Awesome :D

Stranger: You’re fucking amazing you beautiful woman :D

Stranger: I wanna hug you lots :D

Stranger: I’ll hug the shit out of you :D

You: You’re fucking amazing you beautiful man

Stranger: You’ll be like, “Damn. He just hugged the shit out of me!” :D

Stranger: Yes I am. I’m fucking rich :D

Stranger: ANd now I have a hot wife who owns the UK :D

Stranger: And she drives a Ferrari :D

Stranger: Oh! And you get a pet cat :D

You: i can’t drive

Stranger: He can drive a car :D

You: i have 2

You: cats

You: anyways

Stranger: Good! I’ll train them to drive :D

Stranger: They’ll be your personal chauffeurs :D

Stranger: And they accept cat nip as payment :D

Stranger: Om nom nom nom nom :D

Stranger: Bitches love driving kitties :D

Stranger: You’ll have so many people being like, “Are those mother fucking cats driving?!” and you’ll be like YUSH!!!! :D

Stranger: :DDDDDDD

Stranger: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Stranger: Life is fucking yes :D

Stranger: Everything is very fucking yes :D

Stranger: YUSH!!!! :D

You: YES

Stranger: Hey, hey, hey :D

Stranger: Hey :D

Stranger: Heeeey? :D

You: HEY

Stranger: Can I kiss your neck? :D

Stranger: Lots? :D

You: yes

Stranger: And make you all squirmy ? :D

Stranger: Yay!!! :D

Stranger: *kissing your neck like a fuckin’ boss* :D

Stranger: Om nom nom nom nom nom nom :D

Stranger: I win :D

Stranger: Epic fucking win :D

Stranger: Your neck is tasty :D

You: u win dear

Stranger: Taste like neck :D

Stranger: xDDDDDDD

You: not sarcasm

Stranger: And tastes like beautiful :D

Stranger: xDDDDD

Stranger: No thats what eyeballs taste like silly lady :D

Stranger: But its ok cause you sexy :D

Stranger: You sexy hot rich beautiful lady :D

Stranger: xDDDDD

Stranger: Yay kitty drivers :D

Stranger: Cops will be like, “Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?”

Stranger: And you’ll be like, “Cause you’re poor and don’t have mother fucking kitty chauffeurs!” :D

Stranger: Then you can buy his gun :D

Stranger: And shoot a hobo :D

Stranger: And it’ll be ok cause you’re fucking rich :D

Stranger: Then buy the hobo some organs to replace the ones you shot :D

Stranger: Then shoot him again :D

Stranger: xDDDD

Stranger: I’m a terrible person :DDDDDD

Stranger: Oh, and if you think the cop is sexy, you can rape him :D

Stranger: And its ok cause you’re rich as fuck :D

You: i thought u said u’ll buy him orgasms

You: i was like what

Stranger: Oh, that too :D

Stranger: If he really wants :D

Stranger: I’ll get some politicians to give him a hanjob :D

Stranger: hand job :D

Stranger: YAY!!! :D

Stranger: Palmala Handerson :D

Stranger: xDDDDDDD

Stranger: Lolz!!!! :D

Stranger: Barack OPalma :D

Stranger: xDDD

Stranger: Want a handjob from the president of the motherfucking USA that I own as of 4 seconds ago? :D

Stranger: Oh, looks like my purchase of Brazil just went through too :D

Stranger: Now to buy Australia :D

Stranger: You can have Australia :D

You: great we can go to the olympics in Rio now

Stranger: YAY!!!! :D

Stranger: Hey, how flexible are you? :D

Stranger: xDDDD

Stranger: :DDDDD

You: im not sporty

Stranger: Lolz :D

You: no

Stranger: Its ok. Just lay back and I’ll do the work :DDDDD

Stranger: I’m 7 feet tall and I’m made of the 10 hottest guys in those speedo commercials :D

Stranger: xDDDDD

You: im like 5’2

Stranger: And I’m pure muscle and sex :D

Stranger: xDDD

You: im a short arse

Stranger: Its ok :D

You: all soft and chubby

Stranger: Were rich. If you wanna be taller well buy you an extra foot :D

You: and wobbles

Stranger: xDDDDDD

Stranger: That means your bewbies are soft and stuff too, right? WIN :D

Stranger: Yay bewbies on hot girl :DDDDDD

Stranger: *pokes bewbies*

Stranger: *giggles* :DDD

Stranger: xDDDDDD

Stranger: Lolz come over and get nekkid :D

Stranger: xDDDDDD

Stranger: I’ll buy oyou 8 Ferraris and stuff :D

You: get ur arse in my poor arse bedroom right now

Stranger: OKAY!!!! :D

Stranger: Hey, hey, hey :P

Stranger: Like rough stuff? :P

You: go for it

Stranger: YAY!!!! :D

Stranger: I broke a bed once :D

Stranger: It was awesome :D

You: wow

Stranger: I’ma tell you what happened :D

You: but ur rich soo…

You: tis cool

Stranger: I was like banging the hell out of my ex who turned out to be a huge cheating slut bag :P

Stranger: And the legs at the head of the bed snapped :D

You: omg im sorry

Stranger: Then the headboard fell off xDDDDD

Stranger: It’s ok, she can rot in hell :D

Stranger: Anyway, so the bed was fucking destroyed and I’m all like, “Fuck it, I’ll worry about it later” :D

Stranger: Totally didn’t stop xDDD

You: omfg

Stranger: Epic fucking win :D

Stranger: Yay me :D

You: all the awards

Stranger: Fuck yeah :DDDDDD

Stranger: So if we’re gonna break your bed too, just gotta make sure you don’t have to walk anywhere for a few days :D

Stranger: Cause you’ll be sore :D

Stranger: :DDDDDD

Stranger: Sorry :DDDD

Stranger: But we can fix you with money :D

You: with ur massive chocoloate D

You: that cums money

Stranger: Melt in your mouth and stuff :DDDDD

You: pisses gold

Stranger: xDDDD

You: ok

You: nice

Stranger: :P

Stranger: Yup :D

You: that breaks beds

Stranger: So, like, I fucking made your night didn’t I :D

Stranger: Yeah :D

You: yes u did

Stranger: YAY!!!! :D

You: thank u

Stranger: Sooooooo, what else do you like? :D

Stranger: Tell me so I know how to wreck you :D

Stranger: I can lick your nose :D

Stranger: Bitches love nose licking :DDDD

You: i like that

Stranger: xDDD

You: tickles

Stranger: 8 hour hugs? :D

You: always good

You: yesh

Stranger: YAY :DDDDDDDDDDDD

You: thats it

Stranger: Kay. I can do that non stop for a day or two :D

Stranger: Then take a 5 minute break :D

Stranger: :DDDDDD

You: yesh

Stranger: YAY :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

You: i would need one

You: nibbles on ears

Stranger: Nah, you’re fine as long as I keep you distracted by fucking your brains out :D

You: i nibble the shit out of ur ears

You: and neck

Stranger: Yay!!!!! *noms your ears and neck* :DDDD

Stranger: *noms lots* :DDDDDDD

You: what does that taste like?

Stranger: Taste like rainbows :DDDDD

Stranger: So Skiddles :D

You: mmmm rainbows

Stranger: Taste the rainbow :D

You: yeah!

Stranger: Skiddles fucking rock my socks :DDDDD

Stranger: I’m like totally addicted to those :D

Stranger: I eat like a box of those for breakfast :D

You: imma M n M gurl

Stranger: Not just a little box either. I eat like 8 kilograms and I’m wired for a month straight :D

Stranger: Bitchin’ :DDDDD

Stranger: Nothing wrong with MnMs :D

Stranger: Like Kit Kat? :D

Stranger: Kit Kat Kock? :D

You: hahaha

Stranger: :DDDDDD

Stranger: I fucking love your smile :D

Stranger: You have an insanely beautiful smile :DDDDD

Stranger: Makes me super happy :D

Stranger: I love it when you smile :D

Stranger: I’d wanna make you smile every day :D

Stranger: No matter what :D

Stranger: Seeing you happy would kick fucking ass :D

Stranger: And if you werne’t happy, I’d go out of my way to make you happy just to see your smmile all beautiful like :D

Stranger: Cause your smile is fucking awesome and stuff :D

Stranger: And you’re adorable :D

Stranger: So mother fucking adorable :D

You: better then the kitten drivers?

Stranger: You hav like a full metric fuckload of adorable in you :D

Stranger: Way better :D

Stranger: And kitten drivers are really fucking adorable :D

Stranger: With their little chauffeur hat and chauffeur suits :D

Stranger: :DDDDDD

Stranger: They’d have to be dressed in a suit and hat :D

Stranger: Orange cat, black suit. BOSS!!! :D

You: yesh

You: helll yeah

Stranger: Bitches would love your chauffeur kitties! :D

You: god u type fast

Stranger: Sorry :D

Stranger: Guess what else I do fast :D

Stranger: For hours :D

You: its okay

Stranger: YAY :DDDDDD

You: omg

Stranger: Yeah, I think my record is about 3 and a half hours :D

Stranger: I win :D

Stranger: xDDDDDD

Stranger: What? Too long? SOrry :D

Stranger: I’ll try to speed it up for you :D

You: im soo lazy

You: like really lazy

You: i mean damn

Stranger: Its ok. Im a power top :D

Stranger: Just let me on top and I’ll drive you wild for hours ;D

You: i swear a guy only last for about a few mins

You: i swear

You: seriously

Stranger: Thats ok to :D

You: ur super human

Stranger: xDDDD

Stranger: I know :D

Stranger: I’m awesome :D

Stranger: Question :P

You: ok

Stranger: Knowing what you know about me, would you let me bang you? :D

You: yesh

Stranger: YUSH!!!! :D

Stranger: That’s the last part of my win :D

Stranger: Banging my hot wife :D

Stranger: Well more like ramming the hell out of her for several hours :D

Stranger: I’m rough as fuck :P

You: i would pass out

You: seriously

Stranger: Thats ok. I could keep going til you came to again :D

Stranger: :DDDDDDDDD

You: my stamina is horrible

Stranger: YAY!!! :D

You: intense situations? Leave

Stranger: Intense situation? Leave? :P

Stranger: I don’t know what you mean :P

Stranger: xDDDDDD

Stranger: How be this, I just ram the hell out of you til you can’t walk then keep going for another hour :D

Stranger: Finish you off as many times as I can :D

You: hahaha leave,

You: walking like a duck, out the door

Stranger: xDDDDDDDDDDD

Stranger: Nah, youl wouldn’t even be able to do that once I finished with you :D

Stranger: :DDDDDDDDD

You: fudging crawl out the door

Stranger: I’d drag you back for more :D

Stranger: YAY :DDDDDD

Stranger: SURPRISE!!! :D

Stranger: xDDDDDDDDD

Stranger: You’re super pretty :D

Stranger: I can’t get over your amazing smile :D

Stranger: Smile is definitly your best feature :D

You: my smiles horrible

Stranger: Fucking amazing :D

You: its sooo big

Stranger: No no no I can’t agree :D

You: it covers my face

Stranger: Youre smile is perfect :D

You: all of it

Stranger: Nope :D

You: like people can give a small sexy smirk

You: me

You: a big tooth grin

You: grrrr

Stranger: I’m the rich guy here, and I say your smile is the best fucking smile ever :D

Stranger: Trump card. I win :D

You: grrrr

Stranger: Soooooooooo no chance I can see your bewbies? :DDDD

Stranger: :P

You: nope

Stranger: xDDDD

Stranger: Blast! :D

Stranger: Oh well :D

Stranger: Ok!!!! I has ring for you :D

You: there we go

Stranger: I has 92 rings. Pick the one you like :D

Stranger: The diamonds on all of them are bigger than my huge peins :D

You: wow thats alot for one finger

You: oh

Stranger: *penis :D

You: sorry

Stranger: Fuck it, you can have them all and wear whichever ones you feel like :D

Stranger: Yay!!! you have 92 huge ass diamond rings :DDDDD

You: yesh!

Stranger: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

You: I ought 2 sleep hun

You: im sorry

Stranger: D:

Stranger: Its ok beautiful sexy wife :D

Stranger: Shall I send Australia in the mail for you? :D

You: thank you dear

Stranger: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

You: *kisses u good night*

Stranger: *rails you good night* :DDDD

Stranger: *hugs* :D

Stranger: :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Stranger: Sorry. Had to plow the wife :D

Stranger: *waves and hugs* :DDDDDD

You: tis okay

Stranger: Remember you’re awesome :D

Stranger: :DDDDDDDDDD

You: u 2 dear

Stranger: Night beautiful awesome sexy amazing lady :D

You: u 2

You: and remember

You: don’t do drugs

Stranger: I won’t do drugs :D

Stranger: I’m too rich :D